As I post the final 2018 list of the last ten films I watched, I thought I’d add an additional wrinkle to this exercise, which I’ll do going forward: As well as including the director and where/how I saw the film, I’ll add some other thoughts and details to the roundup.
For me, one of the fun things about doing this is that I get clued in to films I’ve never heard of and I get continuing insight into the tastes of the people that post their lists below as well. As someone that makes films and writes/talks about them and publicizes them, I am more frequently reflecting on the fact that my love of film permeates everything I do. My house’s walls are covered with posters and film stills. There is memorabilia everywhere. I am very much a fan as well as an analyst and critic and creator, and even this very basic – but fun (for me) exercise should have more to it than just a list of titles.
So, here we go, sending off 2018…
This list incorporates some films that I learned about either on journalists end-of-year “these films were underrated” lists (BLACK ’47) or some Facebook discussion along the lines of “Have you seen this? You should check it out!” (PORNDEMIC). I exploited a free sample week of HBO and Showtime memberships to watch some films for free that I hadn’t yet caught (PADDINGTON 2, READY PLAYER ONE, JANE FONDA IN FIVE ACTS), had the dutiful Christmas film viewing late one night (A CHRISTMAS CAROL), and cracked open one of my Blu Ray gifts (RAMPAGE). And there’s more, of course.
New Years Eve Movie CROSSFIRE HURRICANE – Brett Morgen (DIR) (Netflix)
This was how I chose to bring in the New Year. With the Stones. Don’t know why, really? A couple hours going through the history, enjoying the music, wondering how deeply they would delve into what happened to Brian Jones (barely), Keith’s heroin thing (hilariously flippant) or anything else for that matter. It was like a cinematic victory lap. Totally weird since they produced the film, right?
1 EQUALIZER 2 – Antoine Fuqua (DIR) (VOD)
You know, when you don’t want to think, don’t want to even have the remotest doubt how stuff will work out, just want to have Denzel (or the equivalent) go about his or her business taking down baddies, why not? I was amused that the final showdown hurricane set piece had all the mystery and risk of the DIRTY HARRY shooting range scene, but Did. Not. Matter. I just wanted Denzel to set his timer and take them down one by one. So…there. Satisfied.
2 PADDINGTON 2 – Paul King (DIR) (HBO)
So many critics lists telling me this one was more sublime and entertaining than your average bear.. Get it? Anyway, it was, in fact, very charming, inventive, and supremely entertaining. Fine, PADDINGTON cheerleaders, you were right. Now go have a marmalade sandwich and leave me alone.
3 READY PLAYER ONE – Steven Spielberg (DIR) (HBO)
HBO film #2. I obviously wasn’t in danger of hurting myself rushing to see this one and yet I enjoyed it quite a bit. Also couldn’t help myself but think it would be cool to have some kind of Spielberg/Mark Rylance versus Tarantino/Christoph Waltz tag team challenge of some sort, like a Pay-Per-View Cage Match armed with nothing but Super 8 cameras.
4 JANE FONDA IN FIVE ACTS – Susan Lacy (DIR) (HBO)
Bored and decided I would do the trial run of an HBO streaming membership. This was first up on what they had to offer. And a great example of something I talk about a lot with types of documentaries: You think you know the subject, but you really have no fucking idea about the subject. REALLY would love to have Jane Fonda at one of my film festivals now. So much to talk about (when I already would have had so much to talk about)… The one word that comes to mind about her after watching this doc: LEGIT. She is it.
5 RAMPAGE – Brad Peyton (DIR) (DVD)
Got the DVD for Christmas. It was exactly the fun, ridiculousness you want to see after the present-opening hysteria after glow. The surprise for me was the not just the discovery it was based on a game, but that so many people were KA-RAZ-Y about this arcade game and wanted to work on the film because of it. I mean, I’m a Tetris guy, so I missed a lot of the other stuff while I was trying to clear rows of blocks, right?
6 PORNDEMIC – Spookie Daly (DIR) (Showtime)
My friend, director William Butler was talking about watching this on a Facebook thread, so I checked it out. I remember reading about this thing when it happened (A porn actor allegedly – we have to say “alleged” on the most technical levels – infected or caused the infection of half a dozen performers after faking his HIV-neative test result.) One dumb, selfish, fucker. Literally.
7 ROMA – Alfonso Cuarón (DIR) (Netflix)
Again, because, of course. I appreciated it, but I also wasn’t inspired as much as a lot of critics were.
8 A CHRSITMAS CAROL – Edwin L. Marin (DIR) (DVD)
The oldest, I believe, and only version of A CHRISTMAS CAROL I had not seen yet and frankly, probably the worst. I hate going negative, but seriously… Fucking SCROOGED had more pathos than this thing. The movie poster tag line should read “The Merriest Christmas Carol you’ll ever see! Dickens has never been more jaunty!” Wow.
9 AQUAMAN – James Wan (DIR) (Theater)
Because, of course. Big, silly fun. How many moments were we going to have Jason Momoa do the slow “hero” turn into the camera? There are probably more on the director’s cut. Awesome spectacle, a whole new world, and Black Manta’s got the goods to be more than just a thorn in the side for the sequel…
10 BLACK ’47 – Lance Daly (DIR) (VOD)
I started off the “holiday viewing” with a film that was on someone’s “underrated of 2018” list. And BLACK ’47 justified being singled out. Really solid revenge thriller with single-minded dude that had been wronged, western-style but set in Ireland in the 1840s.
The Upside; Hale County This Morning, This Evening; Escape Room; Trouble in Paradise; The Fearmakers; Timbuktu; House of Games; The Spanish Prisoner; Holmes and Watson; Aquaman
HOLMES AND WATSON…
Pyewacket
Summer of 84
Revenge
Bird box
Are we not cats
Cam
Wind River
November
Venom
Black mirror bandersnatch (which I didn’t finish because it was disappointing)
Thoughts on BIRD BOX. Let’s hear ’em…
I went into watching BIRD BOX knowing literally nothing about it (which is my preference…at the very most, I like to know a name or two associated with a movie. I don’t like external influences on my opinion.) We clicked on BIRD BOX because we had nothing else we wanted to watch and it was at the top of Netflix and we clicked as fast as we could to avoid that annoying forced trailer from Netflix (I hate trailers, and now I kinda hate Netflix because of the force previews.) I almost stopped the movie when I saw Sandra Bullock (I’m not a fan…no particular reason.) All that being said, I thought it was a just fine movie, I don’t know why critics hated it so much. I get what they’re saying about the wasted metaphor, but it seems like critics are being particularly harsh. I read a bunch of stuff about BIRD BOX after we finished it, and I would’ve preferred an ending closer to the book, but I don’t see anything in the movie to get my panties in a bunch over. All in all, I found watching BIRD BOX enjoyable enough, but it won’t go into my top ten list for the year and I’ll probably forget it by next year. I liked BIRD BOX better than A QUIET PLACE (them’s fightin’ words – people loved QUIET PLACE) — 1. Because Jim from The Office was so goddamn boring and now I don’t want to have to look at his boring face ever again, even as a different generic white male character. 2. Why the f— didn’t John Krasinski and his family just go live behind the waterfall? Problem solved. 3. QUIET PLACE reminded me of M. Night Shyamalan movies, with the quirks of the characters tying up into a nice little bow at the end for how to overcome antagonist. and I hate M. Night Shyamalan movies. (Am I allowed to cuss on here? I deleted like five F words out after typing this. I guess I use that word a lot.)
You are fuckin’ funny. Justina and I would hang with you all the time if we were in the same city.